It all started with a lie...

Disclaimer: All characters, incidents and places mentioned in the story are truly a work of fiction (means I’m not the protagonist of this story) and resemblance it bears (which it will) to any person, place or thing (but mostly a person), dead or living (ALIVE) is purely coincidental.(or so to say) buhahahhaa…

So it starts out like this. She was a plain Jane who was not at all happy being plain Jane and wanted to be Jazzy Jane…And then there was Sexy Sienna, who had everything in life…Everything that other girls her age would die to have (including Plain Jane)… She was this strong, independent, well settled woman guys would drool over….She was everything that our plain Jane couldn’t be…and everything Plain Jane wanted to be… Sexy Sienna had everything in life… She was a respected figure in the society… She was a woman of standing who wined and dined with the biggies of the industry. She had exceptional qualification and an attitude to die for…She had even found her Prince Charming…Everything was going perfectly well in her life except for one small glitch…And the glitch was that there was no Sexy Sienna...there had never been a Sexy Sienna…She was a pseudo personality created by our very own Plain Jane…Like I said she was everything Plain Jane could ever wish to be.. And because she knew she could never be even remotely close to Sexy Sienna, she donned her disguise and fooled the world posing as Sexy Sienna. She fooled everyone and anyone…But the lies she weaved were not of the same color or the same thread…. And that was her biggest mistake…She tried to fool everyone but only a few were fooled…All the different stories surfaced one by one…and slowly the sand was slipping beneath her feet and she didn’t even notice…People were now talking…Behind her face and on her face too…but she didn’t seem to care.. Our Plain Jane was too dumb to give in or to smart not to own up…She ignored everyone and every word….So the stories of Plain Jane posing as Sexy Sienna spread far and wide…Generation to generation, father to son, mother to daughter the stories circulated and everyone talked about her…Finally her talent or what do we call it? Hmmm…Idiocy…or making up the world’s lamest lies got the recognition it deserved. She was placed with all grandness and glory in the Lamest Book of Liars, on the cover page. Since then, our Ms. Plain Jane a.k.a Sexy Sienna lived happily ever after. The End.


P.S: Pandetta says, "If you wanna lie then you betta know your limits Gurrrrrrl!"

Meet The Dude!

This is gonna be a very short post...Got some time so I thought might as well put it to some use...Some good use that is...So i was soooo lonely these days that i decided to find myself a companion, a blog partner... So i searched and searched and looked through many many blogs till i finally laid my eyes on this application that allowed you to adopt a pet...n so i browsed through it and came across the my sole companion..One look and i just knew he was the rightest pet i can own...He'll add that extra xing to my blog...So guyz meet 'PANDETTA'- the kewl bear...hes jst my types...stays online all the time...sleeps more often and eats...dats pretty much all he does..didn't i tell u he's perfect for me...So from now Pandetta n i r gonna be partners in crime...we write, we think, we think we write...TOGETHER!! So now hes off to catch up on his beauty sleep and m off to catch up on mine...Buhbyeee!!!

P.S: Oh! he cant do much of Kung fu either...:P

Finally I write some nonsense

It’s been too long since I actually wrote something…The Reason - I’ve been having a lot on my mind lately… Too much to do with misinterpretations…and miscommunications…So much so that it makes me wonder if I’m even speaking the same language here…words thrown around, curses exchanged and sentences twisted…all adding to the pandemonium…I’ve been asked to stay subtle about everything said and done…told to let time pass and all will be fine…All will be back to what it was?? I doubt…Because things have changed and that’s a fact…but whether it’s for good, bad or worse only time will tell…So I wait…patiently…gracefully…keeping all the abuses locked up tightly inside a box that is about to explode, with some extra duct tape on… Keep reminding myself all the while…CALM…QUIET…Shhhhh…the funny part is almost found a whole new level of respect for people like Gandhiji who practiced non violence…God its tough…hehhehe…I hope I can hold on for long before I rip somebody into pieces…This is the part where I introduce you to the carnivorous side of me…Just kidding...

Apart from regular frustrations and Oh-I-Hate-My-Life whines, life’s pretty much the same…Boring…And the short trip to Kerala was fun apart from the part where relatives were trying to convince mom to get me married off soon…before I pass the “eligible age”...errrrr…That’s about it…and sorry for not writing for so long…like my friend says I had a Writer’s Block..:) Promise to write soon…ciao…n pray that m able to keep up the good behavior…;)
Peace!!