Tuesday, May 26, 2009

It all started with a lie...

Disclaimer: All characters, incidents and places mentioned in the story are truly a work of fiction (means I’m not the protagonist of this story) and resemblance it bears (which it will) to any person, place or thing (but mostly a person), dead or living (ALIVE) is purely coincidental.(or so to say) buhahahhaa…

So it starts out like this. She was a plain Jane who was not at all happy being plain Jane and wanted to be Jazzy Jane…And then there was Sexy Sienna, who had everything in life…Everything that other girls her age would die to have (including Plain Jane)… She was this strong, independent, well settled woman guys would drool over….She was everything that our plain Jane couldn’t be…and everything Plain Jane wanted to be… Sexy Sienna had everything in life… She was a respected figure in the society… She was a woman of standing who wined and dined with the biggies of the industry. She had exceptional qualification and an attitude to die for…She had even found her Prince Charming…Everything was going perfectly well in her life except for one small glitch…And the glitch was that there was no Sexy Sienna...there had never been a Sexy Sienna…She was a pseudo personality created by our very own Plain Jane…Like I said she was everything Plain Jane could ever wish to be.. And because she knew she could never be even remotely close to Sexy Sienna, she donned her disguise and fooled the world posing as Sexy Sienna. She fooled everyone and anyone…But the lies she weaved were not of the same color or the same thread…. And that was her biggest mistake…She tried to fool everyone but only a few were fooled…All the different stories surfaced one by one…and slowly the sand was slipping beneath her feet and she didn’t even notice…People were now talking…Behind her face and on her face too…but she didn’t seem to care.. Our Plain Jane was too dumb to give in or to smart not to own up…She ignored everyone and every word….So the stories of Plain Jane posing as Sexy Sienna spread far and wide…Generation to generation, father to son, mother to daughter the stories circulated and everyone talked about her…Finally her talent or what do we call it? Hmmm…Idiocy…or making up the world’s lamest lies got the recognition it deserved. She was placed with all grandness and glory in the Lamest Book of Liars, on the cover page. Since then, our Ms. Plain Jane a.k.a Sexy Sienna lived happily ever after. The End.


P.S: Pandetta says, "If you wanna lie then you betta know your limits Gurrrrrrl!"

3 comments:

Kruti Desai said...

: )

Vicky said...

hmm..

Unknown said...

too good ...seems i had dealt with Plain Jane a.k.a Sexy Sienna ..... in my real life.